Showing posts with label Girls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Girls. Show all posts

Monday, August 24, 2009

20 things I envy about 'Girls'.! :D


1. Their stupid phrases are termed cute; But when a boy talks sense, he becomes a nerd.!
2. They always smell good. Damn.! Any friend of miki would envy that. Miki smells like a hippopotamus thats just finished sun-bathing. :P
3. They always manage to get movie tickets. Why should not it be the other way round? Like.. girls getting tickets for boys? huh?
4. Blemishes on their face look beautiful.! Well, ok. This one's not aimed at s*****.! No offence. :P
5. They can marry someone who earns more. :(
6. Their wardrobe never seizes to amuse them.!!
7. They can do wonders with a wink of an eye. Quite literally.
8. They always know what buttons to push to get what they want.
9. They always find a nerd to take them for shopping; And the worst part.. they can 'cute-talk' the nerd to pay even for that-one-green-patiala(or whatever you call it).
10. Their blogs are read by many.!! Grrr. This one's aimed at you.!! Yea, you know it.! :D
11. If you're a muumy's boy, you become a 'pazham'. If you're a daddy's girl, you become the princess. Heck.!
12. There is always someone to lend a shoulder when they cry. And there is always a boy who wouldn't mind changing the world to subdue their sadness.!
13. They're always missed and possessed by someone.! :)
14. They can shop in 'Dolce & Gabbana' and accidently get to meet scarlett johansson.! Swathi knows how?! ;)
15. They can wear anything thats pink.!
16. They can sing and more importantly.. be heard. I once tried singing and mom screamed "Stop shouting".!!
17. They look good in shorts.! Seriously, there was a girl who played tennis with me at school. And...Ahem ahem, I mean.. I played very good tennis too :D.
18. Their exclamations are always cute.!! :)
19. They get to hug a lot of beautiful girls, even when they accost a totally unkown girl.!!
20. They can hug a guy and still not be called gay.! :P :P